Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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