Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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