my vag is so smooth its legendary
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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