I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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