i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me