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  Fine. I'll sleep in my office

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Hey its my first time.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I think you mean "it's my first time"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Bisexual people are plain selfish.

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• (530): View more from California

  If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.

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• (323): View more from California

  Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?

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