is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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