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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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