To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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