Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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