If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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