I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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