Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Randomize
