How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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