she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Actions speak louder than pants.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.