I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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