i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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