porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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