Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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