how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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