So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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