were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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