it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Randomize
