He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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