She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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