So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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