You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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