wanna go halves on a baby?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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