dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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