I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
My penis needs a shock collar
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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