If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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