Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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