Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(416): View more from Ontario

i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?

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(210): View more from Texas

Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?

(1-210): View more from Texas

I'll teach you how to wipe better

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Did he at least offer you guys chips?

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(404): View more from Georgia

You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

well, you know. whores of a feather.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...

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