I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This is the high leading the old right now
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If its not for food we ain't going out.