margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He is an equal opportunity slut.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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