Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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