We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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