i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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