Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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