Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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