paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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