Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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