So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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