i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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