haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
soo... how was my night?
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