do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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