Sponge bath it is.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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