I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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