i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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