Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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