i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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