i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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