I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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