I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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