Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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