Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
jump out the window naked night went bad
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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