So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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