This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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